pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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artificialhusband:

my mom announced at dinner that she’s famous on the internet because she has 3 followers on pinterest and doesn’t even know one of them in real life 

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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shouldnt:

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

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gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

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